stfuconservatives:

frombaghdadwithlove:

feministhope:

These are all so great.

My heart just exploded. So.

All of these are awesome.

LOLZ omg I can’t believe I just spotted him on Tumblr:  this kid is doing TFC next year and I spoke to him over Skype when he was deciding whether or not to join.  #winning

stfuconservatives:

frombaghdadwithlove:

feministhope:

These are all so great.

My heart just exploded. So.

All of these are awesome.

LOLZ omg I can’t believe I just spotted him on Tumblr:  this kid is doing TFC next year and I spoke to him over Skype when he was deciding whether or not to join.  #winning

(Source: whoneedsfeminism, via feminismisforlovers)

r-e-b-e-l-s:

want dis tattoo

r-e-b-e-l-s:

want dis tattoo

(Source: hengxing, via longlivethequeen)

Place holder for actual blog update

"Half of the time I don’t know what they’re talking about; their jokes seem to relate to a past that everyone but me has shared. I’m a foreigner in the world and I don’t understand the language."

Jean Webster (via philphys)

relevant in a literal sense

One of my favorite things about living in China. Also: new blog post is way overdue, please forgive me. Will work on it as soon as my mind clears.

One of my favorite things about living in China. Also: new blog post is way overdue, please forgive me. Will work on it as soon as my mind clears.

(via theeworldisours)

When someone is dressed like they’re about to go clubbing, but it’s the middle of the day

Chinese women’s fashion. This.

(Source: whatshouldwecallme)

It’s funny, because for me (if you count in USD) this isn’t even true. :P

It’s funny, because for me (if you count in USD) this isn’t even true. :P

This is where I work, y’all!  It’s an interesting read (I’m not biased or anything ;).

Just some everyday Engrish in Hangzhou.

Last semester, a 3rd grade girl scored a 51 out of a possible 50 points (bonus questions were worth 2 points) on the final exam. I surveyed her and only just now finished translating what she wrote. Question: How does it feel to have gotten the highest score? Answer: “Having reached the highest score: I can’t now feel arrogant/proud, only modest. Next time I will do even better.” I want for every student to be just like Carla! Isn’t she cute??

Last semester, a 3rd grade girl scored a 51 out of a possible 50 points (bonus questions were worth 2 points) on the final exam. I surveyed her and only just now finished translating what she wrote. Question: How does it feel to have gotten the highest score? Answer: “Having reached the highest score: I can’t now feel arrogant/proud, only modest. Next time I will do even better.” I want for every student to be just like Carla! Isn’t she cute??

Wanna shopping? Dalliances in Shanghai, Nanjing, and Hangzhou

Heck yea I wanna shopping! Just not at the back alley places the people who ask me this question intend to take me. Fake Rolex watches are the new opium and I’ll admit that if I were in the market for a Louis Vuitton bag and could get away with paying for less than half of the MSRP, I would totally follow these bootleggers into their shops, but I’m just not, and frankly if I could avoid getting arrested on this trip I’d be quite glad for it.

But Shanghai has a character that suits these kinds of ventures. It’s a vehemently capitalist city where it’s clear that everyone is out to have the best be the best and buy the best —whatever that may be to each person.  Even the so called historical sites and parks are studded by stores and vendors.  Besides them, there are shopping malls galore. Along busy intersections it’s easy to spot huge video advertisements above the streets, billboards everywhere, stores opening in every neighborhood (many of them American chains like Forever 21 and Dunkin’ Donuts to accompany the already ubiquitous H&M, McDonalds, Starbucks, and DQ outlets).  Despite the little bits of America everywhere, I find that my preferred imports are non-American.  Costa (a British chain with great coffee, hot chocolate, carrot cake, and wifi) and Uniqlo (a Japanese clothing line) are some of my two favorites.

Otherwise, Shanghai is great for the museums and scenic walks.  The skyline of Pudong (where the space-age financial buildings are located, including the world’s fourth tallest skyscraper) is a marvel to behold from the avenues lined by British colonial architecture on the other side of the riverfront.  The metro connects the city quite well (though not as efficiently as in New York, of course) so all of these things are quite close, including to the French Concession and other sites.  But perhaps the best part of Shanghai to my tired eyes was the inside of Carrefour, a French supermarket mega-chain not totally unlike Target.  They had western imports galore at reasonable prices, two things that make my heart tremble with joy.  

Nanjing also had these things, but I was more focused on battling pneumonia and making it to the War History Museum than shopping for food.  Well, that’s not true: I did send myself two care packages from Nanjing, so I’d say I didn’t do so badly there either.  While in Nanjing I stayed with a friend from Wellesley who’s now teaching English-language classes at Nanjing Normal University’s women’s college, Ginling.  Her set-up is quite nice and she was a total angel during my illness, ushering me to the hospital, sitting with me through doctor visits, making sure that I took all of my medications, and showing me where to buy high-quality pirated DVDs.

Hangzhou was very different.  There were less shopping malls and more vendors, artisans, and tea shops.  The city is built around it’s main tourist attraction: West Lake.  Xihu (西湖) is a beautiful fresh water lake in the south-center of Hangzhou surrounded by willows, tea plantations, an high-end restaurants.  The rest of the city is made beautiful by the preservation of old Chinese homes (now largely converted to stores) and sprinkled bronze sculptures. Hangzhou is largely residential (gated communities) to the north, which within in a tourist center is quite rare, but it adds to the city’s quaintness.  LiBin, one of the two Chinese fellows who teaches at the middle school in our town, lives in one such of Hangzhou’s gated communities and I was lucky enough to be able to meet up with him for dinner at the famous Louwailou restaurant.

In retrospect my vacation was quite mixed.  At turns I was incredulous that I was actually there!  In Asia, in Shanghai, in this part of the world so far away from New York and from anywhere either of my parents have ever been. There were stimulating sights to see and interesting things to do, not the least of which was listen to all the foreign languages spoken at my various hostels. But I was also at turns saddened. When one travels alone there is a freedom but also a loneliness.  It happens when you realize that while no one else is there to dictate your plans, no one else is there to share in the beauty of a moment with you either.  Or when you hear yourself utter “wow, just look at that,” and there is no response.   I guess that’s what pictures are for, but I should like to spend my next holiday with more travel companions, with whom I can laugh about things like the train station announcer saying that the train is “leaving in no time” instead of “immediately.” 

Beyond this there were some idiosyncrasies that popped up, revealing that even a place as “modern” as Shanghai is still developing —working out the “kinks” as it were.  I urge you who are reading this to read a bit about Shanghai’s history, since it will explain the examples I am about to give.  One such idiosyncrasy is that the Shanghai metro only displays subway maps once you have paid to get inside the station.  The roads are lined by fences designed to keep pedestrians safe but that could actually cause accidents.  The historical buildings have to their back sides small communities that in Spanish we would call a “barrio.”  They are like “ghettos,” but in the more traditional sense of the word without negative (or positive) connotations, identifiable by the dangling clothing racks and grannies strolling in and out.  Further, very few employees in shops speak good, if any, English.

On that note, it’s interesting to acknowledge that young people in Chinese big cities often do speak quite good English.  Even little elementary-school aged children are really quite good.  There was one day when two 3rd grade little boys entered the bus and began to giggle upon seeing me, my friend in Nanjing (who’s black) and an African man (there are a lot of exchange students from Africa at Chinese universities) on the bus.  they proceeded to converse with the man in English and he with them in Chinese.  It really amused me, but also made me a little sad because I could never do that with my own, similarly-aged students.

All in all it was a good break (with the exclusion of that last day’s financial and emotional FIASCOS that I don’t want to repeat here because the wounds are still fresh).  I’m now in Kunming awaiting my next professional development conference and information about my trip to Hong Kong to collect my Z Visa.  TFC is taking so long that I get the feeling that I won’t be going in this next week.

Until next time,

Gloria

*edit: despite the dramatic nature of my description of the “last day’s” events, I am in fact okay now :) Sorry to have caused any worry!

It’s Amazing How Economies Shift! Hope for my students?

From Chinese Labor, Cheap No More,

Although nearly two weeks have passed since the Lantern Festival that officially marks the end of the 15-day holiday, cities across China are still facing a serious labor shortfall. In order to lure new workers and retain the old, some companies give employees sizable bonuses just for coming back to work, while others offer cash for every new employee they bring along with them. And in many areas, wage increases ranging from 10 to 30 percent have become the norm.

Despite all this, cities like Beijing, Shenzhen and Guangzhou are still short hundreds of thousands of migrant workers. Shandong Province is missing a full third of its migrant work force, and Hubei Province reports a loss of more than 600,000 workers. Last week, the Chinese government released a report describing this year’s post-Spring Festival labor shortage as not only more pronounced than in years past, but also longer-lasting and wider in scope.

Numerous factors underlie China’s mounting labor woes. Until now the country has been able to achieve its stunning economic growth by shifting large numbers of farmers into nonagricultural jobs. Over the past several years economists have warned that China may be reaching the so-called Lewis Turning Point — the stage at which the rural surplus labor pool effectively runs dry and wages begin to rapidly increase.

But by and large China’s younger generation is no longer willing to endure hardship without clear expectations that it is a temporary means to a more comfortable end.

According to the government report, a full 70 percent of rural migrants are now under 30. That means they are members of the so-called after-’80s generation — a euphemistic Chinese term to describe those who grew up during the nation’s economic revival and have thus never experienced real deprivation or acquired a taste for the chiku (“eating bitterness”) work ethic championed by previous generations.

—Ha, as an aside: before we arrived at our school, a local teacher told Alden and I that we would be eating bitterness in our work here.  How right they were!

fuckyeahragetoons:

how i became a man


Actually, both I and my students in rural China do this.  So do my grandparents who grew up poor in rural Puerto Rico.  I guess we are cave people?  lol NOT but still a funny meme

fuckyeahragetoons:

how i became a man

Actually, both I and my students in rural China do this.  So do my grandparents who grew up poor in rural Puerto Rico.  I guess we are cave people?  lol NOT but still a funny meme

(via thefemme-menace)

Pneumonia

I have it. Expect even slower blog activity in the next couple of weeks, and wish me luck! I’ve already seen more of the inside of a Chinese hospital than I ever wanted to see.

End-of-Semester Saga

Where to begin? It’s been so long since I’ve written that I can’t decide if I should start by telling you about my recent travels or finish relating the end of my first semester teaching with Teach for China.

I suppose I should go chronologically and say that while my level of contentment greatly improved over December and January, my teaching didn’t get much better by the term’s end.  In part it was due to my own exhaustion.  I’ve decided to nix the term “lazy” from my vocabulary since whenever someone doesn’t do as much work as they should I’m convinced that it’s due to some internal incapacity, external deterrent, or lack of skills rather than a lack of desire or inertia.  Who wouldn’t be as efficient as possible if there was nothing in their way? Anyway, just living is exhausting and I have to learn to deal with it better because by the time navigating my day and dealing –yes, dealing- with kids is all done, I don’t want to grade, input data, plans fun activities, or translate a lesson plan.  I want to watch movies, call my mom, post youtube videos on facebook, have a cup of coffee, or go to bed. 

The other aspect of my stagnation as far as effectiveness in the classroom is concerned, is, or was, that my Assistant Program Manager (APM) , himself a second-year fellow, was extremely neglectful of the teachers under him including myself.  To be fair, he has a heavy workload: he teaches middle school math and physics and has never taught English and he himself wasn’t taught English until middle school.  So not only is he very busy, but he could give us very little content advice from personal experience.  Moreover, I’m sure that he’s more worried about what he’s going to do once the fellowship is over than supporting fellows.  That’s not an excuse: you shouldn’t sign up for things (particularly that affect others) when your plate is already full, and I’m frankly more than a little miffed, but it’s some background. 

Consequently, both Alden and myself were moved over to another PM’s portfolio.  I’m grateful, but not thrilled, if that makes sense.  The woman who’s supporting us now has two years of experience teaching small children (kindergarten) in the US under her belt.  She didn’t teach them English, nor does she speak Chinese, but she at least has the exuberance and teaching methods necessary to reach very young minds.  But the exuberance kills me.  If you’re reading this you probably know that I am a low-key person, and will have a hard time adjusting to this new format.  Hopefully working under her will at least help me be a better teacher to my students, since to her credit she works really hard with her fellows and has good intentions.

That said, my students’ final test scores were at least improved from the test scores on the last exam, and a few students even scored 100 percent!  That was nice. 

What else did the end of the year bring? I had to choreograph a 1-minute salsa routine for our school’s winter solstice show.  The winter solstice is important in China because it’s a turning point of the seasons and a symbolic shift into happier times (since from then on the days become longer and brighter).  Alden and I both thought that we would be performing with other local teachers and maybe some students.  On the day-of, I received a copy of the program, which revealed that we were performing in the middle of a show that was otherwise put on exclusively by students.   We were the victims of foul play, for sure.

In January, right after the New Year, I came down with a case of the flu that brought out the worst of my asthma.  In the States, I would have gone to a hospital on the second day, but the nearest hospital is 1.5 hours (at least) away from our small town by bus, and I was in no way prepared to make the journey especially when the process of seeing a doctor would be a struggle in itself.   Instead I laid in bed for about 4 days of serious agony, and about two weeks of subsequent cough attacks and nasal congestion.  I still have a lingering cough as I write this, but at least I was able to teach the last day of classes and proctor exams before the kiddos left campus.  From what I read on Yahoo Ask! (haha, but I’m serious) I was lucky to be bedridden for such a short period. 

After the kids left, the local teachers also left, and Alden and I were left by ourselves at the school.  It wasn’t an issue, only a little strange.  The Chinese New Year holiday, known here as the Spring Festival, or (Chun Jie), is a time of homecoming for Chinese families.  Because so many men, boys, and even some women, from rural villages go to cities to do construction work or other types of labor that aren’t farming, our town SWELLED with young people over the past two weeks.  It was cool seeing so many fathers, brothers, sons, daughters, cousins, and sisters back in town.  It was also like being new in town all over again, since we began to be stared at constantly by these people who had never seen the foreign teachers before.   One of the people who came back was a girl, about 19 or 20, who studies at a college in Beijing (quite the accomplishment for someone from our town).  She came to visit one of the local teachers, Mao Laoshi, one evening with her little brother who studies at the middle school next door to the elementary school.   Mao Laoshi, eager to get them off her hands, I’m sure, promptly ushered them to us so that we could “chat.” We did and it was quite pleasant.  They said that we should cook together one day, and a couple of days later they did come, and the little brother ended up cooking us (what turned out to be a quite delicious) dinner while we just stood around awkwardly.  To make a long story short, he won’t stop texting me (and if I don’t answer, Alden) to ask us to hang out , or what we’re doing, or why xyz blab la bla.  His obsession with us is a bit creepy to be honest.  Having a 13 year old Chinese boy with a crush on you has turned out to be quite the dilemma.

But that’s over now that I’m on vacation in CIVILIZATION!! (Civilization = American fast food chains, western style toilets, hot water in the shower, bakeries with actual bread, and shopping malls.)  I’m so loving being in a city right now I can’t even describe how happy I am.  And traveling alone hasn’t been as uncomfortable as I thought it would be –quite the opposite actually.  And not so lonely either.  As I write this I’m sitting at a table at my Kunming hostel with an Austrian girl who’s studying Chinese in Dalian (near Beijing) and has stopped here on her way to Shangri-La. She must still be in college or just graduated.  She’s sort of been my buddy at the hostel since she moved into the bunk next to mine and we’re both here alone.

I think this is enough content for one post, so I’ll stop here and pick up at a later time with details of my travels!

Love,

Gloria